Something like this. This is just filler, and it is not meant to be taken seriously. OK?

Hi. Yeah, I'm a hacker d00d and well uh this is my really elite hacker d00d web site and my handle is... well it's too elite. I can't tell you because it's so elite but if you're cool like me then you already know who I am and I prolly don't need to write this because you've heard it already from all of your hacker friends, who, because they are so cool, they told you about me a long time ago but you prolly forgot already cuz you were too busy hacking or something.

Something like that. Only better, hopefully.